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[mintjulep]

I hope y'all have at least brushed your goddamn teeth.

((ooc: Feel free to run into him!))

Comments

[duplicities]

[ natasha is just walking behind him on the sidewalk why are you going so slowly get off your phone bones. ]

That's most likely the least of your concerns.

[ and then she arches up on tiptoe--everyone and their mother is taller than natasha--slides a hand around his neck and pulls him down to kiss him. 8| ]

[mintjulep]

[ He doesn't want to slip and fall on the ice, okay. And Karl Urban he is 6'1" thankyouverymuch. ]

Wha--

[ Oh. Hi. Uh. Well, he'll just kiss back, then. ]

[duplicities]

[ scarlett johansson natasha is 5'4" excuse you come down here bones. and natasha is very good at this kissing business so enjoy the moment before she pulls away and ruins it.

which is happening right about now. ]

Walk faster.

[ as if the kiss was...just a precursor to this comment... ]

[mintjulep]

[ He's goin', he's goin'. She really is a good kisser, damn. If it weren't totally inappropriate he wouldn't mind so much.

There's a pause, and then a snort. Right. ]

My apologies.

[duplicities]

I don't typically kiss strangers on the street.

[ sorry for manhandling you and invading your personal space and kissing you, bro. ]

[mintjulep]

An' I don't typically kiss back.

[ It's all good. ]

Damn mistletoe...

[duplicities]

I suppose it's too late for introductions?

[ making out in the street sort of bypasses that... ]

[mintjulep]

[ He's Starfleet. He's used to weird by now. ]

Never too late for introductions.

[ He offers a hand. ]

Leonard McCoy.

[duplicities]

Natasha.

[ she has such a firm handshake. (yea) ]

[mintjulep]

[ He approves. ]

Nice to meet you, despite the circumstances.

[duplicities]

They weren't completely deplorable circumstances.

[ that might have been a compliment, bones. ]

[mintjulep]

[ Heh. Well, he'll take it as one. ]

No, I suppose not.

[duplicities]

I'll see you around then.

[ because man she has things to do today. kissing a doctor? nbd nbd just a day in the life. ]

[mintjulep]

[ He nods. ]

Until then.