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[mintjulep]

I hope y'all have at least brushed your goddamn teeth.

((ooc: Feel free to run into him!))

Comments

[pinkeffinprofessional]

That sounds promising. Tell me about them.

[mintjulep]

Humanoid, but they have green or blue skin and really, really like sex. They're naturally skilled at seduction and their pheromones can make human males aggressive, delusional, even prone to suggestion -- if you're around 'em long enough.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[He thinks about this]

Sounds like the women from south-central.

[mintjulep]

[ Congratulations, Mr. Pink. You've made the grumpy bastard laugh. ]

Should see 'em dance.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Strippers?

[mintjulep]

They don't typically wear enough to leave anything to the imagination.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Not bad.

[mintjulep]

Problem is, half the ones you see are either slaves or escaped slaves. Had one in the Academy, girl named Gaila. Friend of mine used to fuck around with her a lot.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[Silence]

Shit, what happened to the Emancipation Proclamation? The Future have shit with Abe Lincoln?

[mintjulep]

Different planets. Most of 'em haven't heard of Lincoln.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Huh.

[Shrug, then]

[mintjulep]

Part of why I'm a doctor and not a diplomat.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[A toast to you, McCoy]

[mintjulep]

[ Cheers, man. ]