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[mintjulep]

This is Leonard McCoy, Chief Medical Officer aboard the USS Enterprise. Bridge, do you copy?

[ There’s a man in science blue standing next to the fountain, looking cold and grumpy as he shakes his device. ]

Damn interference… Enterprise, this is McCoy. I don’t know what the hell happened with those infernal transporters, but I’m damn sure I ain’t where I’m supposed to be. Scott, can you hear me? Jim? Uhura? Sulu? Chekov? Chapel? Anyone?

… Spock?

[ Nothing, not even the hobgoblin. Dammit. ]

Right, well. Looks like I’ll try and blend in. Christmas music and all...

[ Except since his communicator couldn’t reach the Enterprise, it broadcasted his conversation to the entire city instead… ]

Comments

[mintjulep]

You're a bartender and you haven't tried your own product? Should fix that.

[totallyinaband]

I didn't say I'm a bartender, I said I work at a bar. I'm the cook.

[mintjulep]

... Somewhat more acceptable.

[totallyinaband]

And I don't really drink when I'm there. Alcohol and knives aren't a great combo.

[mintjulep]

If you were drinking while you were there, we'd be having words.

[totallyinaband]

Good thing I wasn't then.

[mintjulep]

Let's keep it that way.