![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
Entry tags:
☤ 001
This is Leonard McCoy, Chief Medical Officer aboard the USS Enterprise. Bridge, do you copy?
[ There’s a man in science blue standing next to the fountain, looking cold and grumpy as he shakes his device. ]
Damn interference… Enterprise, this is McCoy. I don’t know what the hell happened with those infernal transporters, but I’m damn sure I ain’t where I’m supposed to be. Scott, can you hear me? Jim? Uhura? Sulu? Chekov? Chapel? Anyone?
… Spock?
[ Nothing, not even the hobgoblin. Dammit. ]
Right, well. Looks like I’ll try and blend in. Christmas music and all...
[ Except since his communicator couldn’t reach the Enterprise, it broadcasted his conversation to the entire city instead… ]
[ There’s a man in science blue standing next to the fountain, looking cold and grumpy as he shakes his device. ]
Damn interference… Enterprise, this is McCoy. I don’t know what the hell happened with those infernal transporters, but I’m damn sure I ain’t where I’m supposed to be. Scott, can you hear me? Jim? Uhura? Sulu? Chekov? Chapel? Anyone?
… Spock?
[ Nothing, not even the hobgoblin. Dammit. ]
Right, well. Looks like I’ll try and blend in. Christmas music and all...
[ Except since his communicator couldn’t reach the Enterprise, it broadcasted his conversation to the entire city instead… ]
no subject
no subject
aksjgsdg;sg
sdlgkhs;dg???? ]
Jesus--
[ Er. Ahem. Throat clearing. ]
... Hello there.
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
no subject
no subject
What d'you mean?
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
no subject
no subject
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
[ voice ]
[ voice ]
[ voice ]
[ voice ]
[ voice ]
[ voice ]
[ voice ]
[ voice ]
[ voice ]
[ voice ]
[ voice ]
[ voice ]
[ voice ]
[ voice ]
[ voice ]
[ voice ]
[ voice ]
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
audio )
audio )
Is it always like this around here?
audio )
audio )
audio )
audio )
audio )
audio )
audio )
audio )
audio )
audio )
audio )
audio )
audio )
audio )
audio )
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
audio:
audio:
audio:
audio:
audio:
audio:
audio:
audio:
audio:
audio:
audio:
audio:
audio:
audio:
audio:
audio:
audio )
[Wait, turned this on a second too soon. He'll just clear his throar.]
If you're waiting to beam up, you could be at it a long time.
audio )
[ Too late, he heard that. ]
If Scotty broke the damn things again because he was trying to improve them, I'm going to make his next physical hell.
audio )
audio )
audio )
audio )
audio )
audio )
audio )
audio )
audio )
audio )
audio )
audio )
audio )
audio )
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
audio;
So I'm going to assume that by now, you have no shortage of people trying to explain this to you?
audio;
A handful and some asshole. [ That's Chase. ] Still not sure I believe a word of it.
audio;
audio;
audio;
audio;
audio;
audio;
audio;
audio;
audio;
audio;
audio;
audio;
audio;
audio;
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
voice;
voice;
Terribly. Didn't realize this thing wasn't my communicator.
voice;
voice;
voice;
voice;
voice;
voice;
voice;
voice;
voice;
voice;
voice;
voice;
no subject
no subject
I'm not an engineer, but they convert you into an energy pattern and send it to a specified location, where you re-materialize. [ Or, if you're unlucky and Scotty is using you to test things, you disappear for a long time. ]
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
no subject
no subject
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
...
...
...
...
...
...
[ audio ]
[ audio ]
[ audio ]
[ audio ]
[ audio ]
[ audio ]
[ audio ]
[ audio ]
[ audio ]
[ audio ]
video;
video;
video;
video;
video;
video;
video;
video;
video;
video;
video;
video;
video;
video;
video;
video;
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
no subject
no subject
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
voice;
voice;
voice;
voice;
voice;
voice;
voice;
voice;
voice;
voice;
voice;
voice;
voice;
voice;
voice;
voice;
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...