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[mintjulep]

This is Leonard McCoy, Chief Medical Officer aboard the USS Enterprise. Bridge, do you copy?

[ There’s a man in science blue standing next to the fountain, looking cold and grumpy as he shakes his device. ]

Damn interference… Enterprise, this is McCoy. I don’t know what the hell happened with those infernal transporters, but I’m damn sure I ain’t where I’m supposed to be. Scott, can you hear me? Jim? Uhura? Sulu? Chekov? Chapel? Anyone?

… Spock?

[ Nothing, not even the hobgoblin. Dammit. ]

Right, well. Looks like I’ll try and blend in. Christmas music and all...

[ Except since his communicator couldn’t reach the Enterprise, it broadcasted his conversation to the entire city instead… ]

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[mintjulep]

It's a peacekeeping and humanitarian armada for the United Federation of Planets. We also explore deep space.

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[saidrepent]

[He pauses. Again.]

Deep space, you said.

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[mintjulep]

Yes, deep space.

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[saidrepent]

What year did you say you were from?

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[mintjulep]

2258.

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[saidrepent]

And you explore deep space.

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[mintjulep]

Yeah... [ He's not seeing the issue here. ]

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[saidrepent]

[There's another pause as he glances away, visibly contemplating this confusion.]

Do you have a clock on you?

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[mintjulep]

A clock? My communicator's got a chronometer on it...

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[saidrepent]

[Of course.]

My apologies. [That'll teach him to make assumptions.] I don't think we're from the same time period after all.

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[mintjulep]

[ Sigh. ] Different 'worlds', maybe.

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[saidrepent]

That's what I would assume.

... Deep space, really?

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[mintjulep]

[ Snort. ]

Yes, really. It's dangerous as hell, but we can't ignore it.

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[saidrepent]

[He nods, not going to question why the people of his world went nosing into deep space in the first place.]

... Do people age in your time?

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[mintjulep]

[ The aliens came to them first. ]

Age? Yeah, people age.

... Do they in your time?

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[saidrepent]

Not past twenty-five, no. [Very matter-of-factly.] The aging gene was fixed centuries ago.

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[mintjulep]

Fixed.

They must not've had the Eugenics Wars where you come from.

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[saidrepent]

[He considers that for a moment or at least appears to, and gives a slight shrug.]

Doesn't ring a bell.

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[mintjulep]

Killed over 30 million people because someone was playing God.

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[saidrepent]

[Raymond doesn't even feign interest this time.] Sounds tragic.

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[mintjulep]

[ Oh hell no. ]

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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[saidrepent]

Were you expecting me to react any differently? Because I'm not sure why I should be concerned with a historical event that has no bearing on the "world" I'm from.

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[mintjulep]

Over 30 million people died and you don't even bat a goddamn eyelash.

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[saidrepent]

Maybe if I'd been around to see it.

But, again, I don't see why it should concern me.

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[mintjulep]

Because thirty million people died, you asshole!