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[mintjulep]

I hope y'all have at least brushed your goddamn teeth.

((ooc: Feel free to run into him!))

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

A week, huh?

I've been here a year.

[mintjulep]

Shit.

[ Just the thought of that is enough to get him to drain his bourbon. ]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You're telling me.

[He downs another]

I'm Mr. Pink. Don't even fucking ask because I can't fucking explain it.

[mintjulep]

[ This screams of getting very drunk and making bad decisions. ]

At least I can pronounce it. You should hear some of the names that're around back home.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Aliens?

Are they real?

[mintjulep]

Oh yeah, they're real. Vulcans made first contact in 2063.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Huh.

[He indicates another drink, the bartender obliges]

I'll drink to that.

[mintjulep]

They're a bunch of assholes.

[ Well okay, Spock is. Another drink for him, too. ]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Is there a single race that doesn't have their fucking heads up their asses?

[mintjulep]

[ Pause. ]

... Tribbles. But I'm not sure they have heads.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

What the fuck is a tribble?

[mintjulep]

Round little fuzzy things about this big. [ Demonstration -- not much bugger than his glass. ] Their cooing makes people relax, but if they're not fixed and they have food, they'll breed enough to bring a starship down with their weight.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Are you telling me that midget bunnies is what I have to look fucking forward to?

[mintjulep]

Well, there's the booze. And there are Orion girls, if you're careful around 'em.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

That sounds promising. Tell me about them.

[mintjulep]

Humanoid, but they have green or blue skin and really, really like sex. They're naturally skilled at seduction and their pheromones can make human males aggressive, delusional, even prone to suggestion -- if you're around 'em long enough.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[He thinks about this]

Sounds like the women from south-central.

[mintjulep]

[ Congratulations, Mr. Pink. You've made the grumpy bastard laugh. ]

Should see 'em dance.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Strippers?

[mintjulep]

They don't typically wear enough to leave anything to the imagination.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Not bad.

[mintjulep]

Problem is, half the ones you see are either slaves or escaped slaves. Had one in the Academy, girl named Gaila. Friend of mine used to fuck around with her a lot.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[Silence]

Shit, what happened to the Emancipation Proclamation? The Future have shit with Abe Lincoln?

[mintjulep]

Different planets. Most of 'em haven't heard of Lincoln.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Huh.

[Shrug, then]