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[mintjulep]

I hope y'all have at least brushed your goddamn teeth.

((ooc: Feel free to run into him!))

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

[It's a pretty quality kiss, too. It lasts minute before Pink pulls away]

What the fuck was that?

[mintjulep]

[ It really is, which will be concerning later on. Who knows, maybe the mistletoe helps. ]

I have no goddamn idea.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[Pink eyes Bones for a long, long second.]

Okay, I'll tell you what. No one finds out about this and everything is fucking fine, okay?

[mintjulep]

[ B| ]

Why the hell would I go around tellin' people?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[ B| ]

Fuck if I know. I don't fucking know you! You could get off on this shit!

[mintjulep]

[ B| ]

On being assaulted in the middle of the goddamn street? Sounds more like your thing to me!

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I do not get off on assaulting assholes with faggoty fucking accents, okay?

[YES. YES HE WENT THERE.]

[mintjulep]

[ OH HELL NO. ]

You want to say that again?

[ This is just the cherry on top of a bad fucking life, all right? ]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Does the problem with your fucking mouth extend to your ears, too?

[It does not help that Mr. Pink is shorter than Bones and also has the name Mr. Pink.]

[mintjulep]

[ Mr. Pink, Leonard... Both of them are sort of shit, really. ]

Back the hell off.

[ Or else he may have to throw the first punch and he is fairly certain that's against the Hippocratic Oath. Even if he really wants to do it. 8( ]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[Luckily Pink hears warnings, unlike some other members of his circle of acquaintances. He takes a step back, okay.]

Fuck this shit.

[And a cigarette is pulled out of his coat pocket. He gave up quitting when he came to this hellhole, damn it.]

[mintjulep]

[ Good man. ]

That shit'll kill you, y'know.

[ Says the man who is strongly considering going home and celebrating this curse with several bottles of bourbon. ]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Warning's on the label. I kind of fucking figured.

[Pause, and a long draw]

Quitting is not a fucking option in this hellhole. You some kind of doctor?

[mintjulep]

Most people ignore the label.

[ Which, well, he figures Pink is basically doing, so... ]

Yeah, actually.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Most people can't fucking read.

[He pulls out the box and offers Bones one.]

No shit, huh?

[mintjulep]

[ Snort. ]

True enough.

[ He eyes the box for a moment before shrugging slightly and taking one. What the hell. ]

CMO on a starship.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

For real?

[That makes Pink actually think for a second]

That goes to space?

[mintjulep]

Yeah. To both.

[ Cigarette why are you yet another bad habit 8( ]

'course, it's 2258, back home.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

....1992.

[Shit. Pink takes a drag]

So this place must be ass fucking backwards to you.

[mintjulep]

[ A year before the Eugenics Wars, back home. Ugh. Hopefully they won't have them on this guy's world. ]

You can say that again, though at least most everyone has more or less the same anatomy. Makes learning how to use a bunch of goddamn museum pieces posing as medical tools on 'em easier.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Working in the hospital?

[mintjulep]

Tryin' to. I've been stuck in "training" since everything's so damn backwards.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Sounds like crap to me.

[mintjulep]

That's because it is.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[He considers this asshole for a minute. Seems like a decent enough guy after you get past the fact that they made out.]

Fuck, why not.

You want to get a drink?